Wednesday 28 August 2013

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Okay, so, while this is a difficult time for everyone, there can still be some joy!
The time has come for Strider and I to officially announce our engagement!
Yes, people, we're getting married.

While we have decided on a place, but not exactly a time.
Invitations will be emailed or personally delivered to those of you we like.
And no, Kelevra, Morningstar, you are NOT invited. 
We don't like you.

Rose has graciously accepted my offer of being my maid of honor,
And I believe Roy is the best man.


Don't worry about us finding you to personally deliver invitations.
I've tracked all of your IP addresses.

EDIT:
Due to the fact that we are planning on inviting Runners,
Feel free to pack as many weapons as you'd like, so long as you don't cause any fights.  
Strider will be insuring that Father does not make an appearance during the reception.
The other Seekers present, while I doubt we will be able to un-arm them,
Will be coerced by Strider into not causing anything.

Any fights that are initiated will be responded with removal from the service and from life.

Oh, and,
FREE FOOD
:D

26 comments:

  1. ...Well, I've actually got nothing to say.

    Except...

    I read this. :D

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  2. Congratulations! Wish I could attend, alas. Where are you getting married?

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    1. My family's castle in Germany. Beautiful place. Kinda sad, though. It was partially destroyed in a WWII bombing.

      If you want to go, we could Path you in. I swear that there will be no violence during the service and I will personally escort you home. And I need several bridesmaids, so I was wondering if maybe you could?

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    2. See my blog; I have a horrible feeling Morningstar will soon be on my tail. Which means Kelevra will be close by too. And Morningstar has a horrible habit of fucking up weddings.

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  3. I am invited right? I promise not to kill anyone, and chaos is no longer a problem.

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    1. I think I still have to kill you, I'm not really sure.
      You ARE a Shadow, so I'm sure I do...

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    2. Does that Mean I'm not invited? Or can I go then you plan on killing me after ward?

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    3. .......If you're cool with getting killed after, then I'd love to invite you.

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  4. Congratulations. Hope it works out for you two.

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  5. Congrats! Nice to see some happiness in this world. To be honest, though, one thing stood out: free food. -- Jack

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    1. You're invited, if you want to come. But no deals during the wedding. Before or after is fine, but not during.

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    2. Ok, I might show up. Don't worry, I can be respectable when I want to be.

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  6. Ah! Happiness still prevails! Glad to hear it, I hope you two are happy together ~ C

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    1. Thank you!

      Er... do you mind if I ask who you are? I don't know many people whose names start with C?

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    2. No you don't many who start with C. ~ C

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    3. ........Then who exactly are you?

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    4. A friend. ~ C

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  7. Congratulations :) I'm super happy for you guys. Perchance, are Skye and I also invited? I haven't been to a wedding in... jesus a looooong time.

    This is gonna be one interesting guest list, but it'll be awesome to actually see everyone in person. I don't even know if I can go and I'm excited as hell!

    Even if I can't go, give me a location to send a gift to and I'll mail it. :)

    Best of luck to the both of you!

    (I'm so not trying to go for the free food. Haha)

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    1. Of course, we'd love to see another happy couple there! In fact, I was actually wondering if you'd like to be one of my bride's maids...?

      We'd be able to Path people in if they can't make it on their own.

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  8. That's fine. I don't do weddings anymore. Last time was a fucking train wreck.

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    1. Good.
      Not that I have a personal problem with you, persay, I just don't want to chase off any other guests.

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    2. Oh thank God. He doesn't do weddings anymore.

      What about funerals? Ever crashed a funeral, Morningstar?

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    3. An open casket funeral he mistook for a buffet?

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  9. Am I invited? And vice versa, Veigar? I haven't been to a wedding since I was what, 15? And it was quite lovely and enjoyable at that.

    I would love to come if possible.

    *JP

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    1. That'd be fine with me. I'll ship you an invite.

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  10. Congrats. I'd send you some booze from my newly acquired stash as a gift.

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